All You Need Is Love (but the weed helps)

Ah, True Love.

Magnificent. Perfect.

But...

Well, it's the whole monogamy thing.

See, your True Love is like your hometown.

It is very familiar,

comforting.

Your fondest memories come from it.

It is Home, the best place for you,

where you can be happier than any other place.

Its loving influence made you what you are today.

It is so familiar, you can tell by the color of the sky

what the weather will bring that night.

You know things about it no casual visitor knows,

the secret places that hold special gifts

only for you.

It is Beautiful, it is Perfect, it is Home,

and there is no other place

where you will ever feel so Whole.

But...

You see other places on TV.

Exotic, new places.

With tastes and smells

you've never experienced.

New sights, new experiences,

calling, inviting...

But...

You know that if you VISIT one of these places,

you can never come Home again.

Shit. Guess I'm Home.

(hey, put on the Travel Channel again...)

R