God Loves Fags

Attention Straight People!

I'm sorry, but you're on the way out.

You have too many children,

and devour the resources of Earth,

resources which everyone must share.

Your gender polarizations

create emotional imbalances

which permeate society.

You tend to dress badly.

We have tolerated you for ages,

but now that we are at a tipping point,

and overpopulation endangers the planet,

you are going to have to try harder

to fit into our society.

I know, you're saying,

"But I was born this way"

"This is who I AM!"

I'm sorry. You're the one

who made the choice to BE straight.

You must also bear the consequences.

As we know,

gay people are the only people on earth

guaranteed to never have children

by accident.

Were you more responsible with YOUR procreation,

perhaps we could give you some leeway,

but unfortunately due to your obsession

with aberrative penile-vaginal intercourse,

you just keep having children.

And we are running out of room.

So, though we are sorry to say it,

straight people simply have no place

in our modern society.

Luckily for you,

there are plenty available

who can help you make the transition

to your natural state,

where God truly wants you to be.

If you have any questions about gayness,

ask someone! A priest, for example.

He should be able to get you right on track.

Yes, it is somewhat sad.

We always enjoyed your organized sports,

your car-based competitions,

your charming repressive urges.

Unfortunately, we simply cannot afford

to have any more babies clogging the Earth.

I'm sure you understand.

In the future, if you can display

that you have finally gotten

your procreative urges under control,

we may reconsider.

Until that point, no fucking.

And try to keep the music low?

(it's really terrible)

Thank you!

 

R