God's Work Pays Shit

Whenever I hear someone say they are "doing God's work", I have to wonder what they mean.

If there is a God, that God is intrinsically linked to All Things.

There is no Separation.

Every action, thought, feeling, random occurrence, ionic pole reversal of an atom, eyelash falling out, galaxy collapse, trip and fall, sandwich made, EVERYTHING, is God Happening.

There can be NO THING, which is NOT God.

And no ACTION, that is not God's work.

Because, God is responsible for everything that happens, nothing left out.

So, when you are giving to charity,

you are doing God's Work.

When you give change to a homeless man,

or help a lost child find their parent in a shopping mall,

you are doing God's Work.

When you shoplift,

or deface property,

You are ALSO doing God's work.

When you expose your erect penis,

to a group of children on a field trip,

or beat your mother,

with a bowling trophy,

you ARE doing God's Work.

When you shoot a junkie prostitute up with amphetamines,

fuck her ass,

and slit her throat,

timing it ever-so-perfectly

so that her death rattle makes you come,

you are, truly, doing God's Work.

When you kidnap your neighbor's cat,

nail its paws to a board,

and skin it alive,

leaving the slumped wet carcass,

still nailed,

on their doorstep,

and the sounds of its tortured screams,

on their answering machine,

You, are being God in Action.

And when you find yourself,

holding a knife to the eye of a 7-year-old girl,

to motivate her younger sister

to continue giving you head,

friend, You're in God Country.

See,

GOD,

is EVERY THING,

period.

So, God does not exist,

except as a synonym,

for Everything.

And as such,

needs no attention.

You say,

you are doing God's Work?

Well, NO SHIT, buddy!

So's EVERYBODY, ALWAYS!

(including all viruses and genital cancers)

R