Sex Smells

Penis:

Cock, dick, wang, weiner, schlong, shaft, hardon, bone, pole.

Vagina:

Pussy, twat, cunt, snatch, slit, cooch.

What the fuck? What is wrong with us?

Why is there no NEUTRAL word for the male and female genitals?

If I want to refer to these body parts, I have to either use the MEDICAL terminology, or resort to street slang. There is no in-between. And this is ONLY true of the genitals.

Take, for example, your CRANIUM.

Cranium is the scientific term.

There are other slang terms, such as melon, dome, etc.

And there is a common, NEUTRAL term: Head.

You do not say, "I hit my cranium".

Nor do you say, "I have a melonache"

Or, say, your Gluteus.

Scientific term. Slang terms are Ass, Booty, etc.

And the common, NEUTRAL term: Butt.

You do not say, "Look at that chick's gluteus!"

Nor would you tell a child to sit down on their ass.

Fingers are actually called metacarpals. The ears are actually called pinae. Your belly is called an abdomen. And so forth. All body parts have a common name, a scientific/medical term, and slang. EXCEPT the genitals.

My point?

Simple. American culture is arrested in such a stage of adolescent sexuality, that the language only contains words for genitals that are either scientific, or vulgar.

And as a result, when I talk during sex I am constantly embarrassed to find the right word.

"Oh, yeah, suck my dick"

I'm sorry, I feel stupid calling it a "dick".

I've known a lot of "Dick"s, and don't want to associate them with my own delicious experience of oral sex.

"Mmm, lick my balls"

Again, I don't want to call them balls. They are not balls. They are actually somewhat egg-shaped, which is why at least the spanish slang Huevos (eggs) makes better sense (even though I'd never use the word, as I don't find dairy sexy). Calling them balls, feels like calling your legs sticks, or calling your hair hay. It's not an actual term FOR that body part, but rather a slang term that only alludes to the part through visual comparison.

"Yeah, spread your pussy open"

I don't want to call it a pussy! No one likes the damn word! But as CUNT is the next-best alternative (unless twat is more to your liking), we all say Pussy.

I don't like that. Pussy is, phonetically, a wet messy word. That hard "PUH!" at the front, and the wet "SSSSSS!" in the middle...it's a sloppy word. It creates offense. And it's used to name a part of the body that SO doesn't want to be sloppy in any way...I really don't think anyone likes it. But hey, as it's the ONLY word, besides VAGINA, then it gets use.

Our language does not contain any term for genitals that is not either cold and scientific, or crude and vulgar. Every other body part has a common name, EXCEPT for the genitals.

And, I am NOT telling ANYONE to "Suck my penis".

Nor will I ever tell anyone what a "Tight wet vagina" they have.

It's fucking lame! And NOT sexy.

And, I can get into calling my penis a cock or a dick, and calling her vagina a cunt or a pussy, but the whole point is I shouldn't have to. There should be names for things that are the ACTUAL, COMMON name for that thing, IN ADDITION TO the various slang/scientific terms.

But American culture is still stuck in the tit-staring stage, and so for the present we have either penises and vaginas, or cocks and cunts.

Which shouldn't be surprising in a culture of such intense contradiction. A nation where it's illegal for a woman to walk down the street naked, but legal for that same woman to charge people to see her naked. A culture where a woman is called a whore for charging money for sex, and called easy if she fucks a man who HASN'T bought her anything yet. A culture which idolizes male sluts, and condemns female studs. A culture which values pornographic violence so much that they show it to children as entertainment, and yet hides sexual pornography because it's "vulgar and offensive". We live among some of the most sexually-confused people on earth, and worse they're all convinced that they are "enlightened about sex".

Oh yeah?

Then let women walk down the street topless JUST LIKE MEN GET TO.

Let all people sit nude on their front lawns, spread-legged and soaking up the sun.

Let people buy, sell, trade, advertise sex all they wish. Their genitals, their choice.

Show sex on TV. REAL sex. Penetration sex. Fluid-spurting, name-calling sex.

Currently on network TV you can show blood and brains squirting from a shattered skull,

but not semen squirting from a hard dick.

Zombies fondling entrails,

but no one fondling breasts.

Etc.

This America is a bunch of hypocritical, prudish perverts.

They hide something just so they can be titillated by revealing it.

I bet there're not a lot of strip clubs in Kenya, huh?

Alright. I've said my piece for now.

But just know, a day will dawn in this land,

Where we shall all be naked and free,

fucking and sucking and dancing and singing,

All Day Long.

And we will have proper names for our genitals,

and nudity will be the norm, clothing for decoration or utility.

And perversion will cease to be, rape, molestation will all but vanish.

Once sex is no longer hidden, left to rot in the dark,

it shall flourish in full daylight, releasing its sicknesses and becoming Whole.

Massive orgies will take place regularly. Sex will be an open, shameless experience of sensual exploration, intimacy, and excitement. Venereal disease will evaporate, as the negative beliefs that spawned such sexual imbalance are released, such sad relics of a dark past. Sex will BECOME the new form of social interaction.

And if you can't get laid THEN,

well, brother, I don't know what to tell you.

 

R